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trump gets record-breaking book deal

8/27/2015

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Ransom House announced a $20 million dollar advance for Donald Trump’s newest book, Apologizing is for Losers.  

 “From the response we’ve gotten from the major sellers, we anticipate that the first edition will be sold out before we go to press,” said Fiona Langdon of Ransom House.

 “How does this fit in with his previous books like The Art of the Deal?” asked This Reporter.



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jeb gets a hand

8/24/2015

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 “It was supposed to be subliminal,” says Owen Mayhem, creative director of Jeb Bush’s campaign. “We made one of Jeb’s hands black in the ad to signal he’s sensitive to Black concerns.”

“You mean Jeb’s embracing the Black Lives Matter movement and racism in America?” asked This Reporter.

“Whoa!” said Mayhem. “Back up that cart, Boy.  I said Jeb’s sensitive to their concerns. I didn’t say he wants to apologize for something that never happened like slavery.”



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trump's immigration jackpot

8/24/2015

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After weeks of speculation, Donald Trump finally revealed the details of his proposed Border Wall . “There won’t be any barbed wire or concrete,” said Trump. “I’ll use 2,000 miles of slot machines.”



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hillary's pantsgate

8/16/2015

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“This isn’t about Benghazi,” said Washington socialite Missy Vandercamp. “This is about Hillary’s pantsuits.  They make her look like a frumpy high school principal. I tried to warn her when she first came to town.  She wouldn’t listen.”


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Jesus loves bernie

8/13/2015

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Among the 100,000 who attended Bernie Sander’s rallies this month, there is a growing contingent of Evangelicals who are causing speculation among pollsters. 


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Walker endorses chastity belts

8/8/2015

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“Big pharma is going to squeal like a stuck pig, but I can wrestle those bloated lobbyists into submission just like I did with the unions,” Governor Scott Walker told This Reporter as we toured a factory in Milwaukee that had made tractor parts and now uses undocumented Mexican immigrants to manufacture chastity belts.



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