Santa Claus (aka Kris Kringle, Saint Nick & Father Christmas) admits to taking a beating in the polls due to the rise in popularity of Donald Trump, but the internationally renown North Pole toy manufacturer remains confident.
Billy Bob Hokum, a fifteen-year-old, high school dropout in Blight, Georgia admits to being the voice behind Donald Trump’s offensive Tweets.
“It just comes naturally to me,” said Hokum who was expelled from George Wallace High School last year for obscene Tweets about his school’s principal.
“What made you decide to do social media for Trump?” asked This Reporter.
This Reporter is the nom de guerre of Stacia Friedman, a widely published journalist and author of Tender is the Brisket.